“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
This is why they remade Spiderman.
do you ever make a huge scene and then march off to your bedroom but eventually you get hungry and you feel like you can’t leave your room because you want to prove a point or something
if you’re following me i’m just warning you that i don’t know where i’m going
people who aren’t religious but make it their ultimate goal to tear down religion or spend any amount of their time at all defaming religion are the worst people ever and I will never hate anyone more
im still laughing at this
He’s tripping on acid
im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy