trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?
They can’t swallow because that’s gay
you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
balloons are weird like happy birthday here’s a plastic sack of my breath
I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice